POSTS WITH THE MOST: THE STAY THE FUCK HOME EDITION

Good evening Couch Surfers; Welcome to today's edition of STAY THE FUCK AT HOME.  Because some ignorant son's of bitches STILL haven't heard of the term FLATTEN THE MOTHAFUCKIN' CURVE (and don't mean the one you sit on.) I've taken it upon myself to offer another edition of POST WITH THE MOST This one will be packed with some of the posts that makes me want to stay the fuck at home and; well, you know!

Let's jump right into it with TIGHTY WHITIES by LUKE'S COOL ASS BLOG Luke took it to the gutter with this one. He knows how much I love tighty whities and yet he teases me anyway. Maybe he was just jonesing for some white briefs. Regardless; he has something cumming after that one.

Next we have ALL KINDS AND SIZES OF BICEPS by FIT STUDS This post really hits home as I love a man with a beautiful smile not to mention men in uniform. There is never a shortage of fit young men here.

Let's marinate on this site for a few more seconds as I suggest A FEW FIT BROS. Of course there's those sexy smiles a uniform or so but I want to focus on image #2; the sexy in the blue shorts with the puppy. What could be more sexy than a great smile or a man in uniform? Maybe; possibly , a man on his knees? hmm!

Follow me as I take you to THE CANDY SHOP. with MISTRESS MADDIE.
What can I say that hasn't already been said about the one and only Mistress. The queen showcases London - based model David Castilla as he flaunts his; ahem, "assets."
Speaking of assets; I'm not sure whose ass it belongs to but DAMN! HAPPY MOMENTS #2 Check it out. It will make a grown man cry.

Let's take this up a notch with MUSKETEERS - MOUSQUETAIRES III/IV by XERSEX. With April right around the corner you can best bet that pollen is in the air. And there are plenty of flowers to be sprayed this post.  Xersex never ceases to arouse with his erotic imagery.

If you you like boners like I do, you will love BONERS, RANDOM ACTS OF by BIG WHACK ATTACK . I dug deep in the archives with this one from 2012 with A REMARKABLE BONER.

Here is a list of other posts that should keep you pretty busy for awhile. Check them out and enjoy !

HANDFUL OF MEAT! by AGB MEAT MARKET

THICK MEAT! by AGB MEAT MARKET

BACKWATER by TOMASS HAWKKE

TASTE OF NATURE

I wanted to take some time to share some nature a bit. So much of my work is done indoors due to the nature of my work. And it is often hard to find those serene areas being in such a populated place. Every now and then I find that one spot that that is so serene and peaceful.

I think this is a perfect time to share something positive and peaceful.

Going through my small port of nature shots has made me realize how refreshing it is to do something different . 

LIKE THE WAY IT FEELS

LIKE THE WAY IT FEELS

I was in my bed last night when I thought of "Like The Way It Feels."
I'm sure if he's still here he will get the reference to the code name.

I was thinking about everything from the very first time we met to the one and only time he had me in his mouth. I was so embarrassed because I was sweaty and I didn't want my offensive odor in his face. But he wanted it anyway. I actually wasn't very hard because well, one; I was not expecting a blow job or I would have been more prepared. And two; I knew he had a girlfriend at the time.  That has always been a no no for me. Boss and I were in an open relationship for years but playing with someone whose counterpart was unaware was always an uncomfortable thing for me. 

So there were two factors causing my psychological impotence. However seeing his tongue twirl around my dick as he closed his eyes and moaned with pleasure quickly stiffened it up. 

The moment was short as I prompted us to get back to shooting.  But it is a moment that has played numerous times in my mind.

 I still think of him often.  He's a married man now.  He loves his wife. And who knows,  maybe he's a dad now.  I'm not sure. I do know that I had some great photo shoots with him. And wether I ever get to work with him again or not,  I wish him well.  It would be great to see that rock hard cock and that soft jiggling bubble butt again however.

THE YOUNG MAN NEXT DOOR

The first time I saw this young man was when I saw him looking at me.  Not sure if he's gay or not.  There is a girl that comes over to his place.  They show plenty of PDA but now days that means nothing. 

I used to call him the boy next door because he is very young.  I would say he's in his early 20's; possibly 22 or 23 but not much older than that. However I shall correct myself and call him the young man next door since he is an adult and deserves the respect of being called a young man. 

He looks like he’s Latin.  He has dark brown hair, and what appears to be a smooth body.  He is lean but he is definitely not skinny. And he wears his clothes very snug. He's usually in his work clothes that consist of slacks and a nice dress shirt and his hair is very clean cut.

The way those dress clothes hug his torso shows his shape well and those pants hugs his booty like poetry.  Occasionally when he's not working, he will wear some shorts that are quite short for a straight guy in my opinion and a wife beater that leaves little to nothing to the imagination.

Every time I see him on his way to work I wanna stroke just seeing him walk to his car.  Often I will check him out from my living room window to the office window next to where he parks in the apartment complex.  I wonder what he would think if he knew I was checking him out every time I saw him.  

We say hello to each other but that is the most of our conversations. I can't help but to wonder how I am going to get this young man naked to pose for me.  I can't just ask him.  If he says no I still have to face him every time we bump into each other.  He is my neighbor after all.  I guess only time will tell.

THROWBACK THURSDAY

Today is Throwback Thursday, so I'm going to make it good for you. Alright?

COOL! 

Because it's a horny day and I just don't give a fuck. 

Drew flopping his monster dick around.

There have been many concepts, photo series and side projects over the years. The Tumblr blog THE MOIST SPOT didn't really pan out. But it sure was fun getting my undies wet with my self produced prejizz!

Dakota opening himself up.

ADONIS

THE MALE CASTING COUCH ANTHOLOGY 2014 - 2019

We've come a long way baby ! We've had our ups and downs, our good and bad times. But we are still here doing it. There are bloggers that have been sharing for 8,9,10+ years. To you I tip my hat!

Since I was too busy with work and my sites to celebrate The Couch's 4th anniversary back in July; I decided to do a walk down memory lane. Alright boots........START WALKIN'!

Tommy G. hitting the G. Spot.

Taking you back to JON FINGERING HIS HOLE
To the present With Jorgen.

COWBOY FRIDAY : SNEAK PEAK FROM DAKOTA

Dakota is a total sweetheart. He enjoyed every inch of our fun shoot and I look forward to more.

There's been lots of inquiries as to exactly when Themalecastingcouch.com will launch.
Well, there is still some red tape and legal requirements that need to be met before the actual launching.  

Also I have the sister; actually let's call it the brother site that I need to focus on. I'm currently proof reading my stories and adding new material before it's time for launching. 

But definitely 2019 is the year. but for now just enjoy a little bit of Dakota.

MEN OPEN YOU LEGS AND SPREAD THEM : WEBSITE PREVIEWS

                                                                                       Dakota Hart It's been awhile since I've done the MEN OPEN YOUR LEGS AND SPREAD THEM series. It's been almost as long since I've done a full photo set for this blog. It's hard when you have numerous photo sharing sites to post and an upcoming website. I don't want to give away all of my goodies.  Then I would have nothing for my patrons there.  But I'd figured, "Why not use my blog to share some previews?" So here you have it My shameless self promotion. 

And since we all love a guy with his legs spread open; Why not !

                                                                                         Dakota Hart

                                                                                                   Model Drew Gray

SOLITUDE - A DATE WITH ME

It's 700am.  The golden rays from the morning sun shines through the sheer curtains of the hotel room.  I chose to spend the weekend in a comfortable hotel. 

Even though it's just a few miles away from my home, I still wanted to just get away from everything.

I turned my phone off.  Not even Boss came with me.  This is a time to enjoy the peacefulness of solitude.  So what did I do ? Last night I stripped butt naked. 

For the first time in a long time I felt free. There were no worries about body image. There were no questions why I did something one way or another. It was just me.

I did some writing.  I also watched some porn and masturbated. 

This morning I'm definitely going to masturbate. But I will not do it to any porn.  Today I'm going to allow my mind and body to take me there.  I'm actually getting aroused thinking about it.  For a few hours I'm going to unplug and explore myself. And it's all going to take place on this plush bed. No interruptions no additional visual aids, just me. So I guess you can say I have a date with myself. LOL And I'm going to enjoy every minute of it.

YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON