How do you like your milk? Before you answer that question I have a few definitions for you.
HOMOGENIZED MILK :
milk with the fat particles broken up and dispersed uniformly so the cream will not rise.
Now I'm all for my milk being "homogenized" so that I don't have to drink lumpy milk.
But that's not what I'm getting at. Let's take a look at some other definitions.
1. To change (something) so that its parts are all the same
2. To make similar
1. Unvarying, unmixed, alike, similar, identical
2.Of the same kind, similar nature or kind
Type "naked men" in your search engine and what do you get?
You will get flooded with countless images of naked or half naked White guys with the exact same body type, short blond or ginger hair (sometimes brunette) staring at you with the same blank stoic expression on their face.
"I'm fucking hot !" "You want me." "I'm cool." "I never smile because I'm too cool to show emotion." "Don't you wish you could be as cool as me?" "I think so ! I know so!"
You guessed it; HOMOGENIZED.
It has even spilled into our culture.
I went out on the Castro last weekend and every club I went, there were pretty, young 20 to 30 year old White kids with no body fat jumping up and down like they were having seizures to fast paced techno that sounded like one very long song. It was so hard to determined when the DJ was blending the next song because it all sounded the same.
So what does a 45 year old Black guy with rather visible love handles do in a situation like this? Well, I tried jumping up and down like I was having a seizure as well. Only problem is after 10 minutes of non stop convulsing, I really did feel like having a seizure! So I took my old ass out of the situation and did what I do best; Ass shopping!
I didn't buy anything. I did consider putting a few on lay away, but I figured I'd use the one I have at home. It rides well and I don't have to break it in.
Speaking of ass.......... and the topic of homogenization, I've decided Its time to mix things up a bit.
What do I have in store for you? Can't tell ya.
But you will be the first to know........
as soon as I figure it out myself.
Damn ! Now I'm thirsty. I think I'm gonna get me some milk.