Cum as you are
I remember the first time I heard of it. It was called National Masturbation Day. I guess someone said,"Hey! Why limit it to a day? Let's whack the entire month!"
Very good call! But let's not forget that there are other important months such as June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February, Whew ! Hold up! Got to catch my breath..... O.K. I'm back! March and April to beat your meat to.
And gentlemen let's not forget our ladies they need release just as much as we do!
So often as a gay man I hear such a misogynistic view of women. Just remember this whole movement probably wouldn't have taken off if
former Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders (A WOMAN) wouldn't have shared her opinion
on the importance of promoting masturbation as a means to help prevent
kids from engaging in risky forms of sexual activities which cost her
job and sparked a charge to celebrate the education and observation of
National Masturbation month from retailer GOOD VIBRATIONS.
And also take this into account: If it wasn't for our women, none of us old queens, twinks, Leather Daddies, spank bankers, weenie wankers would be here. So go tell yo momma to go fuck herself! She deserves it! (No.. bad Idea! SIT DOWN. BE HUMBLE before you get smacked.)